What Would Drunk Brundlefly Do If He Was In My Room?

The fact that Jeff Goldblum knows about his evil twin, the infamous Drunk Jeff Goldblum, and is as amused by it as I am makes me happy. In the pants. And in general.

Also, my goal in life is to destroy all flies because they made him look ugly (and they carry disease and make my life more difficult by coming into my room and raping my stuff). He's never ugly and is not supposed to be, you fiends! Don't make me go uber-ninja Obama on you, you nasty creatures!

I'm gonna be on PETA's Public Enemy #1 list soon enough.